A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with the basics.”So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?”The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying “Ehhhh… 22!”The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice.”And can you tell
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it on every conceivable occasion.”
A man in a swimming pool was on the very top diving board. He poised, lifted his arms, and was about to dive when the attendant came running up, shouting, “Don’t dive ? there’s no water in that pool!” “That’s all right,” said the man. “I can’t swim!”
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident? A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out.
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,”Seven Points.”His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?”The old man replied, “It’s fart football!”A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says -“Touchdown,
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home. The old man says to the woman, “For five dollars, I’ll have sex with you on that rocking chair over there. For ten dollars, I’ll have sex with you on that couch. But for twenty dollars,
How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick.