These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. (emphasis on fool)They got themselves a very authentic cow moose costume and learned themating call of a cow moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure in the bull, then come
Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Harry: What did the sign say? Fred: Stop.
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say ‘hi.’
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted.Bob, the owner, had about enough and warned John that the next sale he missed would be his last.Just then a man came in coughing and
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if she felt the earth move. She says no.
Did you hear about the stupid water-polo player? His horse drowned . . .
Q: Why didn’t the blondes go to the movies on one buck night? A: They couldn’t fit a deer into the car.