A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He turns to bartender and says, “Hey, about those Democrats in the Congress . ..””STOP pal – I don’t allow talk about politics in my bar!” interrupted the bartender.A few minutes later the guy tried again, “People
Housekeeper: Professor, there’s a bill collector at the door. I told him you were out. But he wouldn’t believe me. Professor: No? Then I suppose I’ll have to go and tell him myself.
Q: Why can’t blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to the sky.””No,” the second guy says.”Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead!” the first guy says.”Oh,” says the second guy.A couple of minutes later, pointing to a far ridge, the first guy says, “Did you see
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?- Hundred dollars, as usual.
How do hurricanes see? -With one eye
Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to what?