Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn’t figure out who the other mother was.
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and *splat!*… he flattened the cat.Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and drove back to the farmhouse to notify
Loomis: Does your dog have a license? Fenton: Hell, no! I do all the drivin’.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences.Here’s what he handed in:HONOR ROLL – We was playin poker on the stoop the other day, man I was HONOROLL.PLANET –
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.””Yeah what happened?” asked his friend.The first guy replies, “Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle.”
Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? A: They take off their makeup.