Q: Why don’t blonde’s like audio-books? A: There aren’t any pictures.
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to make tinsel is discouraged.Playing Jingle Bells on a neighbor’s push-button phone during a party is forbidden.(It runs up an incredible long distance bill.)Rental cars are not to be used to go “over the river and through
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man andasks how old he is. “I’m 90 years old,” he says.”90!” replies the woman. “Don’t you realize you’ve had it?””Oh, sorry,” says the old
Personnel Director: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Vanderkron: I wouldn’t go to these places no more!
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that.The teenager tells her “Loosen up Grams. These are modern times.You gotta let your rosebuds show!” and out she goes.The
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?””She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever come across”
Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?