Did you hear about the dumb father who returned from lunch and saw a sign on his door, “Back in 30 minutes,” so he sat down to wait for himself?
Grow Your Own Vegetables by Rosa Carrotts
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5. Bank manager.A Doctor says to take off your clothes.A Dentist says open wide.A Coal man asks “where do you want it, front or back?”A Decorator says “how do you like it now that it?s up?”A Bank
During the month of June and July. Here in the panhandle it got pretty hot in this area. In Fact people were even overworking in the heat. So one day I was working outside in the heat and then i thought i better get inside. My Boss asked me where
Henderson bought a new car and, after he left the showroom, decided to catch a movie. When he came out, Henderson noticed he’d locked the car and left the keys in the ignition. He telephoned the dealer. “Which is the cheapest window to break?” he asked. “You don’t have to
The Post Script by Adeline Extra
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader still needs a bell ringer. He posts a sign outside the church and another no-armed man shows up to take the job.The frustrated church leader says, “The last no-armed guy died trying to ring this bell,