The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons. . .After some careful thought he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the
Q: Where do cats write down notes? – A: Scratch Paper!
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands….When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.”You’re running around with other women,” she told her mate.”Eve, honey, you’re being unreasonable,” Adam responded. “You know you’re the only woman on earth.”The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:00, Paul shows up andCharley says, “Where have you been? You’re a 1/2 hour late.”Paul replies, “Sorry, I had to go to the dentist. My dick’sbeen hurting bad.”Charley says, “If your dick’s been
Q: What’s every cat’s favorite song? – A: Three Blind Mice!
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says to the first gal, “What is three times three?” “297,” was her prompt reply. “Ummm humm,” says the doc.The doctor says to the second lady, “It’s your turn now. What is three times three?” “Friday,” replies
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. One morning the aunt and uncle walked in the kitchen and the young man was drinking an extremely large glass of milk. The young man said “I tookthe liberty of milking your cow this