Answers Given By Students To Test Questions On The Bible:The first book of the Bible is Guinessis.Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark.Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterward, Moses went up on
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said “Implants?”
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due for dinner. Soon, everything was on, Mr. Smythe the guest came in, and everyone sat down.Then Mother noticed something was missing….”Susie, dear,” she said, “You didn’t put a knife and fork at Mr. Smythe’s place.””But, Mommy,
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?”The host said proudly, “That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife.””What’s he stuffed with,” asked the visiting
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited out again! (unless of course your married an the wife makes you go!)I’D LOVE TO BUT…… I changed the lock on my door and now I can’t get out. … I feel a song coming on.
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy and a hysterectomy, but she had also castrated her husband, circumcised her lover, taken two fingers off a casual acquaintance, and given a vicar a hair lip.And,
Q: Why does everyone love cats? – A: They’re purr-fect!