Q: How do cats buy things? – A: From a cat-alogue!
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don’t wanna go to.I’D LOVE TO BUT……I did my own thing and now I’ve got to undo it. …I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products. …I have to floss my pets… …I
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor Bonk (really), and his course is semi-affectionately knownas “Bonkistry.” He has been around forever, so I wouldn’t put it pasthim to come up with something like this. Anyway, one year there werethese two guys who were
Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? – A: Car-pets!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done all right. I haven’t gossiped, lusted, lost my temper, haven’t been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. Praise Your Name! I’m grateful for Your grace…But Lord, a few minutes from now, I’m getting out of bed…
Are You About to Employ a Robot? This test was written by ME, Roger Carasso, for the UCB PsychologyDepartment. It is intended to be used by companies that arerecruiting on campus. With this test you can determine whether anapplicant you are interviewing is a Robot, a Vulcan/Math MAjor, or aLiberal
Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? – A: Light mouse work.