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American University Grading Procedures Here is a list of the ways professors here at the AmericanUniversity grade their final exams:DEPT OF STATISTICS: – All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.DEPT OF PSYCHOLOGY: – Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, closethem and turn them in.
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