A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless absolutely necessary: A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. “In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.
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SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for years.The following may be the reason why.A math problem in the 60’sA logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is four-fifths of this price. What is his profit?A math problem in
How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else – they put it in their mouths!
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How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help you concentrate.4. Stop off at the
How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else – they put it in their mouths!