The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes were all disheveled and he looked needy.”Can I help you?” the madam asked. “I want Natalie,” the old man replied.”Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else…” “No, I must see Natalie.”Just
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof.” Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools off when it
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She’s got that down in the mouth look !
The Unofficial Manual for Graduate Teaching Assistants Teaching Introductory Computer Science Courses for Non-majors LATE HOMEWORK When a student turns in his/her project two weeks late and asks for full credit, accept the late work and tell them that it will be awarded full credit. However, do inform them that
How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold ? He has cat-arrh !
Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family (with a note from that member). A smart-ass student pipes up: “What about
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife . . . “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our 10th child never quite looked like