How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked up at him and said, “Are you my father?”The doctor said, “No, I am the doctor that delivered you.” Then the doctor handed the baby to the nurse.While the nurse was cleaning the baby the baby
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If I gave you $20,” the teacher began,” and you gave $5 to Mary,$5 to Sally and $5 to Susan, what would you have?””An orgy,” Johnny answered.
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is a description of their properties.Element Name: WOMAN Symbol: WO Atomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people overlook the things they already have.He says, “A man who has developed a true sense of appreciation can enjoy a good bowel movement as much as having sexual intercourse.”One student stands up
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have some. ~ You won’t get arrested for trying to buy coffee at 3 AM. ~ Coffee never runs out. ~ No matter how ugly you are, you can always get
New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow desperate. The the average tuition (per year) for each institution is outta site and they just aren’t getting enough applicants. I understand that in a rash, unprecedented move, some colleges are taking out advertising in the