Tyler was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So, Tyler raised his hand politely to ask if he could be excused. Of course, the teacher said
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human being.
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.”You’ve got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded. “Or just a bed, I don’t care where.””Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy,” admitted the manager, “and he might be
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A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away