How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE – When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST – When your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE – When you lose your child in crowded room.LOVE – When intercourse is called “making love.” LUST
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the lobby discussing their recenttournament victories. After about an hour,the managercame out of the office and asked them to disperse.”But why?”, they asked, as they moved off.”Because,” he said, “I can’t stand chess nuts boastingin an open
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a car.
An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class. “How did that happen?, ” gasped her mother. “It wasn’t easy,” admitted the young lady, “but three girls helped me catch him!”
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and demands he get the man eating creature out of there!The man tries to calm the bartender down and says he is very well trained to prove it the man whipped out his cock and put it
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, “Two of our engines are on fire; we are flying through a heavy fog, and it has eliminated virtually all our visibility.”The passengers were numb with fear, except for one… a semi-retired minister… “Now,
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind it’s pointless.