A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her “go do something to prove them wrong! Why don’t you learn all the state capitals or something?” The blonde thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself up for two weeks
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle. When it came down, however, it hit a sprinkler andthe ball went sideways into the woods. He was angry,but he went into the woods and hit a very hard 2iron which hit a tree and bounced
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him quarters, he asks the corporal, “The base is rather isolated, what do the men do for female companionship?”The corporal replies, “On Fridays, they let us use the camels.”The lieutentent is
A man out for a walk came across a little boy pulling his cat’s tail. ‘Hey you!’ he shouted, ‘ don’t pull the cat’s tail !’ ‘I’m not pulling !’ replied the little boy. ‘I’m only holding on – the cat’s pulling !’
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there, with an erection.The first nurse sees it, and says “I’m gagging for it”, gets atop the man and has her way with it.The second nurse says “Aye, so am I, shame to let it go to
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear:10. Got a little carried away after seeing “Face/Off”9. Really wanted to win first prize on “America’s Funniest Home Videos”8. Like this doesn’t happen every year in the Masters7. Whenever Moe bites Curly’s ear, it’s hilarious!6. Has to do this
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pulling and tugging on a camel, but the camel won’t budge.The woman stops and says, “Captain! Do you need some help with the camel?”The legionarie tells her the camel won’t budge