A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is this a joke?”
A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of
A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You Make A Sound Like A Frog?”The Grandpa says, “I Don’t Know, Why?”The Little Boy Says, “Because Grandma Says As Soon As You Croak, We Can Go To Disneyland!”
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells her, “Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your breasts and say, ‘”Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies.’”She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked!
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on the counter. He asks the bartender what it’s for. The bartender replies, “Every night we have a contest that you have to complete three tasks to win all the money in the jar.”The man asks, “What
My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, “You mean you can do
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog called Fido, who’s 24, which is very old for a dog. One day the dog tragically dies, and they bury him but keep his tail separate as a memorial.That night, the man hears a strange noise