I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast this morning?” “It?s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can?t seem to get used to the taste,” the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet
Where do you put letters to boys? In a mail (male) box.
Q: What’s Clinton’s favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers.
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re in the same grade! …If u mow the grass and find the car! …If someone comes to your house everyday thinking you’re having a garage sale! …If u sell the car 4 gas money!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants it. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want because it’s on sale.A woman worries about he future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a young Australian couple. Waiting for things to get started, they were somewhat shocked to see the bride’s father storm up the aisle, jacket off,sleeves rolled up, and obviously very angry. “The weddin’s off,” he shouted, “Everybody
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I?d like to have some birth control pills.” Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you?re 75 years old. What possible use could