yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch
First cannibal: I can’t find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle’s full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they’re all very unsavory.
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to be smarter than the second.They went over and over their plans for the robbery and finally they headed out to commit the crime. They pulled up in their car in front of the bank. The first
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long knife).
Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other’s throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw.When they arrived at
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.