Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers, and jumpers are in the United States.
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said to him, “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. “In the last 15 races, I’ve won 8 of them!”Another horse breaks in, “Well in the last 27 races, I’ve won 19!!””Oh that’s good, but in the last 36 races, I’ve won 28!”,
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?” “It’s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can’t seem to get used to the taste” the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled “KY
Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails? A: Because when his term is through, he won’t be going to school.
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69’ing?OdorEaters!!!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on gas, so she stops at a gas station.While she’s pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger