How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? – No one knows. Its never happened.
You mama’s so skinny ….she can hang glide with a dorito!
The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. “For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful.”
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please…Louis Farrakhan:The road, you will see, represents the black man.The chicken crossed the “black man” in order to trample him down!Colonel
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two to show off and shake the stove.
Yo Mama’s so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing “We are family…!”
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other “I don’t like your friend.” The other one said, “Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables.”