A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.””Yeah what happened?” asked the other.The first guy replies, “Well, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle.”
Yo Mama so fat, she’s gotta wake up in sections
Two cannibals were having lunch. “Your wife makes a great soup,” said one to the other. “Yes!” agreed the first. “But I’m going to miss her terribly.”
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story building.I knew a prisoner who crowded his roommates terribly by building a huge aquarium in their room. It was just plain cell-fish of him!Smoke dynamite… it’ll really blow your mind.Scientists report that dieters lost brain cells
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and one with a nine foot dick.The guy with the rubber dick couldn’t have sex because it wasn’t hard.The guy with the wooden dick couldn’t have sex because the otherperson would get splinters. Finally, the third guy
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, “Who turned of the lights”.
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it to him and he gulps in down in one swoop.”Hey buddy, you must be having it rough. Whats up with you?” says the bartender.”Well, I got home early from work last night and found my wife