Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum.Knowing that mother oppossums often carry babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal. Sure enough there was a baby, so they decide to rescue it.They take it into the car
Yo Mama’s so stupid,she got locked in a “Furniture World” and slept on the floor.
Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used to be.My sister opened a computer store on a beach in Hawaii. She sells C shells by the seashore.A friend of mine told some jokes about religion and got put on the Sects Offenders List.A guy
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism.Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused,
Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.