The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off they spin to the Land of OZ. After threatening trials and tribulations, they finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard.”WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD? WHAT DO YOU WANT?”Jimmy
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.
Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted,
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, “Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?” I said, “If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?” He smiled and nodded knowingly, “That’s why we ask.”Idiot Sighting #2:The
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book
Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.