Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis? A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army.
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was bigger than the other?A: Like, Not even!
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat.When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked humbly, “Jesus, I’ve suffered from back pain ever since I took
|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. “Does your dog bite?””No.”A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.”I thought you said your dog didn’t bite!” the man says indignantly.”That’s not my dog.”
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun, and a prick owns the penis.
Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers? A. They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don’t work.
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!