One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen.”What’s wrong dearest??” asked the confused husband.”Oh darling,” sobbed the wife, “I was cleaning little Suzie’s room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bedm, along with a very erotic porn magazine!
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.
Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Q. What did the cannibal’s wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.
There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.They’d be wrong, but you could still use them.
Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can’t believe it’s not butter.
A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she’s too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying