Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk1 single serving cereal1 single serving frozen dinnerThe girl at the checkout looks at him and says “Single are you?”The man replies very sarcastically “How did you guess?”She replies “because
Yo mama so fat when God said, “Let there be light” he he to ask her to move out of the way.
First cannibal: I don’t know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store decided to install a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice.The young lad was most intrigued by this machine, and he asked if he could be allowed to work the machine. The manager refused, but the
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID “WHAT YAR DOING ” SHE SAID “MOVING” !!!
First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?