|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have ducked.
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their own computers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses and Home Pages. They say they’re doing everything they can to keep their marriage together.
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!I asked her what she was watching, and she said ‘All My Children’
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful pains in my back.””Well let me take a look.”When the doctor looked he had a look of suprise on his face.”This is amazing.”What is is doctor?””I didn’t know that the new Toyotas had ribbed leather rear
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot. The bartender is curious and askes him “every time you order a shot, you look
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!” the American President cried, “My people’s favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!””Bill, da Canadian pipple would be ‘appy to do anyt’ing wit’in der power to ‘help you,” replied the Prime Minister.”I do
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. “Are you a friend of the bride ?” he asked. “Certainly not,” she snapped, “I’m the groom’s mother.”