Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
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|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop: Do you know where you were going?Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey camestrutting onto the field.While the players gazed in amazement, the turkeywalked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caughtpass after pass and ran right through the defensiveline.When the
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in the sentencing hearing of a woman convicted of murdering her husband of 20 years by poisoning his coffee. The defense attorney knew he had his work cut out for him trying to make his client appear more sympathetic to the Judge,
Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one ear and she can’t find her pen!