First cannibal: My wife’s a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount of black sediment in the bottom of the cup. So I called the grounds keeper.My church accepts any denomination. But they prefer tens and twenties.Q: What kind of engine do they use in golf carts?A: Fore
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got a cookbook once,” said the first, “but I could never do anything with it.””Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?” asked the second.”You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way – ‘Take
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!
A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested, “You can’t eat me ? I’m the manager!” “Well,” said the cannibal, “soon you’ll be a manager in chief.”
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his wife, “Sarah, we are about to celebrate our 50th wedding anniversary, so tell me, have you ever been unfaithful to me?”She hesitated a while and said, “Yes, 3 times.””Three times!? how did it happen?” he asks.”Well,
Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you turn it over!Sent by gms38