A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, “Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I’m tired of getting stuck for drinks!”
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How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the dishes? -Both of them.
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A cannibal’s dillema: If God didn’t want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.2.) If you have to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings”.3.) There is a very fine
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