Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?”Radar: “Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 727 makes when it hits a 747?”
On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? A caterpillar !
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game. The row behind them is filed with Secret Service agents. One of them leans over and wispers something into the Presidents’s ear.Mr. Clinton pauses then grabs Hilary by the scuff of the neck and heaves her
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the manbehind her and said, “Sir, if you don’t stop poking me with your thing,I’m going to the cops!””I don’t know what you’re talking about miss – that’s just
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair with a former worshiper.The scandal was begun when a 21 year old woman, known only as Mary, claimed that she had given birth to God’s “only son” last week in a barn in the hamlet of
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I just forget to eat.” Now I’ve forgotten my address, my mother’s maiden name, and my keys. But I’ve never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of idiot to forget to eat!A friend
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following autumn. As he was walking across the Quad, he stopped a distinguished-looking man and asked: “Sir, can you pleasetell me where your library is at?”The man looked down his nose and replied: “Son, I’m head of