Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A. A milk shake!
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I’m not coming into work.”The boss says:”You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He leaned closer while the drunk held the tiny object up to the light, slurring, “Well, it looks plastic.” Then he rolled it between his
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the difference was between hypothetically and realistically… so he asked his dad.His dad said, “Well, go ask your mom if she would sleep with the mail man for $1,000,000.He went and asked and came
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out on the screen!How can you tell she’s made the corrections?She wrote over the white out!