A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she was gaining a little weight. “Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?”, he asked.”Oh no, Father. Just a little gas.” Sister Susan explained, matter-of-factly.A month or so later the Father noticed that she had gained
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has an Adam’s apple that isn’t an appleTwo calves that will never become cowsA nose bridge that doesn’t lead anywhereA roof of the mouth that won’t cover anythingTwenty nails that won’t hold a boardA chest that won’t
Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes their blood type.
Yo mama’s house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
1st Cannibal: I don’t know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?