John: “I’m a man of few words.” Bill: “I’m married, too.”
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been in our apartment now for nearly a month. Isn’t it time we were alone?”Bride: “But darling, we are alone, aren’t we?” Bridegrom: “What I mean is, when can we get your mother out of here?” Bride:
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands.After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had the top floor, the middle had the middle floor, and the youngest got the bottom floor.A little while after they moved in, the eldest brother brought over his girlfriend. During that night, the two younger brothers
Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married? A: Newlywebs.
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants pocket, he pulls out a hundred dollar bill. “Set up everybody in the place!” he shouts. The bartender obliges.Suddenly, a little man jumps out of the guy’s pocket, runs down the bar, and kicks all of
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.Saint Peter addresses this guy, “Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom