One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a “honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer
Q. Why is the book “Women Who Love Too Much” a disappointment for many men?A. No phone numbers.
your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed when the wife tells her new husband that she has a confession.”I lied when I told you I was a virgin. I have been with one other man” she tells her new hubby.The new husband asks
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner?A. In the pages of a romance novel.
Your Momma’s so black she got counted absent at night school.
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course was set in front of them and the Jewish couple announced, “This is soup made with matzoh balls.”On seeing the 2 large matzoh balls in the soup, the redneck man was hesitant to taste this strange