yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a bad sector. )Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods? A. No, I said he was shot in the LUMBAR region.Q. Are you married? A. No, I’m divorced. Q. And what did your
yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b. Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanent disability.c. There would be a federal holiday every 28 days
yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking a bath and she came in and sunk all my little boats!But I’m really a lucky guy. I never realized how much my wife loved me until the other day when I was sick and stayed
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!