The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring you to the northern office “The protege says : ” But that place is full of whores and football players!”The boss replies : ” My wife used to live there ! “The protege quickly responds: ”
A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They each brought one item for survival.The red-head brought water. The blonde asked, “Why?” The red-headreplied, “To prevent us from dying of thirst.”The brunette brought food. The blonde asked, “Why?” The brunettereplied, “To prevent us from dying
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula for water?””Sure. That’s easy,” said one man.”What is it?””H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.””What, what?” reasked the instructor.”H to O,” explained the chemistry expert.
SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAVY RECRUITING 1. ENTHUSIASM 2. DISILUSIONMENT 3. PANIC 4. SEARCH FOR THE GUILTY 5. PUNISHMENT OF THE INNOCENT 6. PRAISE AND HONORS FOR THE NON-PARTICIPANTS
How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands? He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a year. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd…
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: “What’s that stuff on those hills?””Just snow,” replied the stewardess. “That’s what I thought,” said the lady, “but this fellow in front of me said it was Greece.”