A sailor in the Navy who had been at sea for a long time was anxious to be reunited with his girlfriend, so he sent her the following message a few days before his ship was due back in port: “I have missed you so much and I can’t wait
Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in a restaraunt is like a peeing section in a pool.*Always look on the negative side, so you’ll never be dissapointed.*Men are like snow storms, you never know how many inches you’ll get, or how long it
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at that dog with one eye!”The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, “Why?”
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read “BEAR LEFT” so they went home
Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit. Being an all male combat force, they decided to request coeds from some of the surrounding colleges to attend. The Captain called Vassar and was assured by the Dean that
Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left? Girl: One – the dead one!