A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and as the soldiers took aim he shouted “Avalanche!” The soldiers panicked and in the confusion the chemist escaped. The shopkeeper was led out next. As the soldiers took
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking his monkey?A: Beef Stroganoff
What is 6 inches long…..Has a big head….Woman love it????? A $100 dollar bill!
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat you show on page 438, and if it’s any good, I’ll send you a check.”In a short time he received the following reply: “Please send check. If it’s
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from Air Force fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft. “Obviously the Air Force knows there’s no such thing as a ‘perfectly good aircraft,’” the irritated officer finally countered one afternoon, “because they pay you bastards four times
The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, “Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?” “Course not,” replied the Sheriff. “We just put the rope round your neck and kick the horse away. After that it’s up to you.”
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!