A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, “Have you got any books about committing suicide?” The librarian said, “Yes. Take a look over there, somewhere on the middle shelf.” The chap came back a few moments later and said, “I can’t find any at all.”
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put velcro on the ceiling.Q: How do you get him down?A: Blind fold two mexican kids and tell them he’s a pinata.
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to be the siren.8. He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he’d look good in a collar.7. He wants you to call him “Judge Dredd”, and he insists that all suspects should be
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already have enough cosultants.”Applicant: “That’s ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor.”Employer: “More than we can use already.”Applicant: As he is getting desperate, “I’m not proud, I can dopaperwork, I’ll be a clerk, If you
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!