You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they argued all nightas to who had the rightTo do what, with which and to whom
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. “Listen,” said the shoplifter, “I know you don’t want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?” The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip.
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask the interviewer. “Yes, I was a marine,” responded the applicant. “Did you see any active duty?” “I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability.” “May I ask what happened?” “Well, I
A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country. “There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall off it!” “Oh, my God!” says his friend. “Surely he must have
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a good pig and a bad boy.
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole hand up my cunt!”Then the second girl says “well, I can get a whole foot up mine!”Finally, the other girl says “I don’t mean to brag, but could you help me off this stool!”