What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told her to shut up twice.
|Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally got through all their written and physical tests when they are pulled aside by one of the instructors who took them to a small room with another room adjacent to it. They brought the first guy’s
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit does today ??We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death…
Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box.
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven’t seen all of her!
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate.”I’ve got a great policeman joke. Would you like to hear it?””I should let you know first that I am a policeman.””That’s OK. I’ll tell it really slow!”
At what time do most people go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty (2:30).