The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?… A month later he was picking his teeth
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer (JenJohnson@AOL.com).Unfortunately, he forgot his wife’s exact email address and the e-mail ended up going to a Mrs. Joan Johnson (JJohnson@AOL.com) of New Jersey, the wife of a
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I’m really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed!I was stopped at the
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He refers to you as “Our Little Mascot.”8. The job description in your contract includes “crash test dummy” and “pepper-spray test subject.”7. Instead of a gun, you were issued a water pistol.6. He always tells you that
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and the other appears normal. A couple of minutes later, God walks in to get a beer. He sees the guys and decides to have compassion on them. He touches the blind guy on the forehead, and
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates were understandably curious:”Jack, what happened to you?!?””It was the darndest thing! I was at church yesterday, and this fat lady stood up in front of me. You know how a dress can get stuck in the