Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.A couple of kids tried
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts his stethoscope up to the girl’s chest and says, ‘Big breaths…’ The girl replies, ‘Yeth and I’m not even thixteen.’
What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache.
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, “Ketchup!”