Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap -she chewed off three legs and was still stuck!
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N. . . . ah, oh well. . I’m blonde, I’m blonde, yea yea yea. . . “
How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If it’s a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One – he puts it in the socket and lets the world revolve around him.
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A: Change.
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what?s the problem?”The mother says, “It?s my daughter Darla, she keeps getting these cravings,she?s putting on weight and is sick most mornings.”The doctor gives Darla a good examination then turns to the mother andsays, “Well, I