There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess collecting tickets.When the man got to the top of the stairs, he opened his coat andexposed himself. The stewardess said, “I’m sorry sir. You have toshow your ticket here,
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who was responsible.”All right !” bellowed her Mother, “you march yourself to your room, and don’t come out until you can give us a definite answer.”Later that nite her voice rang down the stairs. “Hey Mom, I
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one hunter, Sam, returned to camp alone toting a 12 point buck. “Where’s George?” one of the men asked, noticing that Sam had returned alone.”He’s about 6 miles back. He tripped and broke his ankle. I left
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher old country but she was broke.One day she wandered down to the docks and spotted a workergetting ready to load supplies onto a boat. “Please I need to get back to England” she pleaded.”If you sneak
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident. It’s a dog eat dog world… and I’m wearing milkbone underwear!!! I break for hallucinations My Lawyer Can Beat Your Lawyer Blondes Are Not Dumb (the bumper sticker was upside-down) DADDY FARTED AND WE CAN’T GET
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am 300 miles from land . . .600 feet over water . . . and running out of fuel . . .please instruct! Tower to pilot . . . tower to pilot . . .repeat after me:
Father O’Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he decides to take a vacation. He has never been marriedand he is curious as to what an American endures in everyday life. So,he decides to go to the States before it is too late. He hops