Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first blonde said “These look like deer tracks.” The other said, “No, they look like moose tracks.” They argued and argued and were still arguing whenthe train hit them.
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, “No, no, no,” you’re gripping the club way too hard!” “Well, what
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked ayoung engineer fresh out of MIT, “What starting salary were you lookingfor?”The engineer replied, “In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, dependingon the benefits package.”The interviewer said, “Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeksvacation,
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex).She walks up to the pharmacist and asks, “How much for a box of rubbers?””They’re $1 for a box of 3,” he replied, “Plus 6 cents for the tax.””Oh,” said the blonde, “I wondered
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. 3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren’t really bugs.4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn’t work and discovers 15 new bugs.5.
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror, and said, “Hmmm, this person looks familiar.””Let me look.” said the other one. So she handed her the compact.The second blonde looked
Where do space monsters live? In far distant terror-tory.