How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Q: What’s the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.”2 Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”3 Man: “I’d really like to get into your pants.” Woman: “No thanks. There’s already one
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told him that the next day was a very special one. If he prayed extra hard, he’d be able to see when he woke up in the morning.The next morning she came into Herbie’s room to make
|Microsoft Trademarks the Trademark Symbol By Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd. REDMOND, Wash (UPI) – Software and marketing giant Microsoft Corporation (MSFT) announced today that it has purchased the rights to the well-known “trademark” symbol, formerly denoted as “tm” in most print media. The symbol is commonly used to identify
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients arecomplaining that they can never reach me.” Psychiatrist: “Don’t you have a phone in your car?” Blonde: “That was a little too expensive, so I didthe next best thing. I put a mailbox in
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