221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do…222. Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went ? It finally dawned on here.223.
|An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to be brought in and serviced.He told her to “Unplug the power cord and bring it up here
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager to help. One day during break she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of football at the other. Sandy approached
Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits.
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:Blonde: We need help. We’re three blondes changing a light bulb.Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb? Blonde: Yes.Operator: The power in the house in on? Blonde: Of course.Operator: And the switch is
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.Trouble: Well, I guess I’m fucked now.Confusion: What the fuck…?Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!Denial: I didn’t fucking do it.Apathy: Who gives a fuck anyway?Suspicion: Who the fuck are you?Directions: Fuck off.Chronology: It’s Five-Fucking-Thirty!Business:
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions about computers. I generally like my job, but sometimes it gets on my nerves. When people ask me what I find so irritating, this is what I tell them:Imagine that you are a salesperson for Ikea